when you see a dog from across the street
Schrodinger’s douchebag: A guy who says really offensive things and decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.
could be us but you keep calling the police
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖