May 2013
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waking up for the sunrise at 530 tomorrow and i regret it already so i’m delaying going to bed
florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
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overtheunderpass:
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
oh my god this strawberry lime lemonade i just made
richwhitelesbian:
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
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a fly just landed on my screen and i tried to screenshot it
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i just drove five miles on the beach in my dad’s truck and then i rode in the bed of it the whole way back. if you’ve never done that on a clear summer night you need to hurry up and do it before they make it illegal and build tons of houses
meladoodle:
sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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i feel like such a mom with bentley when he’s in the ocean because it’s always so rough down here so i just have to be within reach of him when he goes in cause i’m afraid a wave will take him out
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nyehridanwwempora:
dontcha wish ur girlfriend was FAST like me
dontcha
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
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i’m leaving for a weeks vacation in an hour but i got two hours of sleep last night and i still have to pack. my body can’t handle this :(
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
why isn’t there a restaurant yet that is just an all you can eat buffet of different kinds of mac n cheese i mean come on
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witchpop:
why do u only have 1 wing
cokeflow:
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
